galactic-bi-cat:

captain-procrastination:

fishwrites:

protectdean:

I HAVE BEEN QUEUEING THIS SINCE DECEMBER 11, 2013 BECAUSE I MISSED MY CHANCE LAST YEAR.

Tell me which volt rom character is which

@danielmadeablog @galactic-bi-cat

I’ve seen this twice today

But thank you 😂

(Source: corzamann)

fromsuperheroes:

Texts From Superheroes: Best of Spider Characters

(Source: fromsuperheroes, via exponentialequations)

triplesixyz:

thetattedstoner:

*keeps eating the pussy after she squirts in my mouth*

H E R O

(via thetattedstoner)

nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

(via exponentialequations)

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

(via exponentialequations)

(via exponentialequations)

ulibeanz:

florida is just like that

(Source: Porterr-Robinson, via unclefather)

abbleremorse:

Gets 3 XP for wandering into a corner of my bathroom I’ve technically never set a literal foot in before and I see the floating text ‘DISCOVERED: CHOLERA COLONY’ seemingly appear out of thin air before gently fading away

(Source: abblermouse, via exponentialequations)

joulejay:

joulejay:

those art references that are like “men are straight lines, women are curved” absolutely flare my dysphoria and alerts to me the OP is cis

*condescending art major voice* THESE

are the two genders

(via exponentialequations)

terrapunk:

Raviv Ullman by Kaitlyn Mikayla

(via exponentialequations)

vampireapologist:

*born into royalty in 1582*

my family: it’s up to you to produce an heir and secure our rule over your cousin’s family

me: hm *promptly dies of hemophilia-related complications to get out of my responsibilities*

(via exponentialequations)

(via exponentialequations)

fakehistory:

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

(via exponentialequations)

cryoverkiltmilk:

The face of a man who has taught his son too well.

(Source: b99network, via capaxinfiniticas)

Answer:

mjwatson:

he doesn’t have an arm.